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BDE Comes Naturally to Pete Davidson and These 4 Celebrities

It's fine to envy these guys, but a doctor shares why you should never try to surgically match 'em.

If anyone thought Pete Davidson had peaked with mogul Kim Kardashian, the actor and comedian has once again proven that his Big Dick Energy knows no bounds.

As Us Weekly reported, Davidson is now dating actress, model, writer and unbelievably hot person Emily Ratajkowski. The couple made their first public appearance this week at a Knicks game at Madison Square Garden

His ex-fiancé Ariana Grande once tweeted (and promptly deleted) that Davidson’s penis was an impressive 10-inches long, a fact confirmed this week by his former Saturday Night Live co-star Jay Pharoah.

And Davidson’s BDE is the sole reason Kardashian cites for seeking Davidson out. And it landed him a holiday campaign with grooming company Manscaped.

Still, Davidson’s appeal isn’t just about what’s in his pants, but the quiet confidence that it gives him.

Not to mention, there are other male celebrities whose notably large members have potentially gotten them ahead in Hollywood, just not in the scandalous way you might think.

But it’s the inexplicable charisma that comes with having such a huge secret in your pants that makes these guys so compelling.

And it’s at least partially why we want to keep seeing them on tv and in movies—to see what it’s like to be that charming.

Jon Hamm

John Hamm

The Emmy-nominated Mad Men star has been spotted free-balling many times, and the photographs are worth a thousand words. (All of them are wow.)

Despite his endowment, Hamm isn’t exactly happy about the attention he’s received from his third leg.

“They’re called ‘privates’ for a reason, I’m wearing pants, for f—‘s sake. Lay off,” the 51-year-old actor told Rolling Stone in 2019. “I mean, it’s not like I’m a f—ing lead miner. There are harder jobs in the world — but when people feel the freedom to create Tumblr accounts about my c–k, I feel like that wasn’t part of the deal … But whatever. I guess it’s better than being called out for the opposite.”

Fair point, but it’s no mystery where he got the stones to say all that.

Famously fit

Liam Neeson

Liam Neeson

Not to be outdone by Hamm and Davidson, Taken actor Liam Neeson has what model Janice Dickinson once described as “the biggest penis of any man alive.”

In an interview with Star Magazine, Dickinson went on to recount her brief fling with the leading man, saying that it “was like an Evian bottle fell out of his pants.”

Just don’t go trying to kidnap it.

 

Daniel Craig

Daniel Craig

If you’re not going to take our word for it, believe Dame Judi Dench, who referred to Craig’s penis as an “absolute monster,” in an interview with the Daily Star, after accidentally seeing it on set of Casino Royale. Dench then caught herself. “Maybe I shouldn’t have said that. How uncouth of me!”

No regrets, Judi. We appreciate you sharing. That said, when a Dame refers to a penis as big, that officially makes it a Sir.

A Doctor’s Parting Word of Caution

As much as Davidson, Hamm, Neeson and Craig all confirm (and harness) the undeniable powers of Big Dick Energy, it’s important to note that this can only be achieved by natural means. Why? 

Well, in a recent TikTok video Australian-trained anesthesiologist Dr David Reiner, warned that there are two main times of penile enhancement surgeries to increase either length or girth, and both should be avoided.

“One is we cut the suspension ligament, and that makes the penis look longer,” explains Reiner. “Now, that’s great for the men’s change room, but for actual intercourse it actually reduces function and it can make the penis unstable and you can break your penis.”

 

@drdavidreiner #fyp #men #relationship #menshealth @Steady Freddy #surgery ♬ Epic – Joystock

In other words, it’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean, and you “do not want to go there.”

So no matter what’s in your pants, there are better ways to develop confidence like eating healthier and going to the gym. Leave your dick ligaments alone, guys.

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